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Quicksters Corporate Quotes, Humorous Quotes, Quotes to Inspire and more...
With a readership which has grown to more than 7,500 subscribers since 1999, Quicksters is a free distribution of corporate quotes, humorous quotes and quotes to inspire. These Friday morning emails take less than 30 seconds to read (hence the name) and are quick, mind-food-for-thought.
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Joe's Quicksters typically consists of three quotes at a time. Here some of Joe’s favorite corporate quotes, humorous quotes and quotes to inspire:
Corporate Quotes
Action is the real measure of intelligence.
– Napoleon Hill
Recognition is the greatest motivator.
– Gerald C. Eakedale
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
– Bill Gates
Doors don't slam open.
– John M. Shanahan
Nobody stands taller than those willing to stand corrected.
– William Safire
Don't be condescending to unskilled labor. Try it for a half a day first.
– Brooks Atkinson
Take away my people, but leave my factories, and soon grass will grow on the factory floors. Take away my factories, but leave my people, and soon we will have a new and better factory.
– Andrew Carnegie
Leadership is lifting a person's vision to higher sights, the raising of a person's performance to a higher standard, the building of a personality beyond its normal limitations.
– Peter F. Drucker
If you’re not humble about what you don’t know, you’re very unlikely to learn anything because you think you know it all. Humility is important to learning.
– Herb Kelleher
Show me a great receptionist and I’ll show you a great company.
– Harvey MacKay
If you don’t kick things around with people, you are out of it. Nobody, I always say, can be anybody without somebody being around.
– John Wheeler
To get profit without risk, experience without danger, and reward without work is as impossible as it is to live without being born.
– A.P. Gouthey
Humorous Quotes
We must all hang together, or assuredly, we shall all hang separately.
– Benjamin Franklin
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend....inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
– Casey Stengel
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
– Brendan Behan
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
– Red Buttons
A true friend stabs you in the front.
– Oscar Wilde
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
– Anonymous
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
– Mark Twain
The people who know how to laugh at themselves will never cease to be amused.
– Shirley MacLaine
Quotes to Inspire
Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.
– John Wooden
Cancer is my secret because none of my rivals has been that close to death and it makes you look at the world in a different light and that is a huge advantage.
– Lance Armstrong
Keep a fair-sized cemetery in your back yard, in which to bury the faults of your friends.
– Henry Ward Beecher
It's the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back.
– Joe Paterno
I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the giver.
– Maya Angelou
Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom.
– Theodore Isaac Rubin, M.D.
If you hear a voice within you say ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
– Vincent Van Gogh
Keep courtesy and consideration for others foremost in your mind.
– John Wooden
Everything can be taken from a man or a woman but one thing: the last of human freedoms —to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way.
– Victor Frankl